The sun is setting on 2007… and I wish it were daylight savings time so I could get just a few more good hours.4:54 PM Dec 31st, 2007from web
So far no hostel in the city will claim Mr. Niall Patrick Barrett as one of its guests, past or present. This wasn’t a scam for ¢18 was it?9:05 AM Dec 31st, 2007from web
I just exchanged 18 cents for some Irish guy’s lost passport. The bum found it outside the liquor store and just wanted some Jack-in-the-Box8:28 AM Dec 31st, 2007from web
God, I hate junkies. Who doesn’t? Merry Christmas. NYE tonight: Kinky Salon.8:12 AM Dec 31st, 2007from web
Tomorrow is New Year’s Eve! Yay! I start work at 7:00 and the party I’m going to lasts till 4… boo. Merry Kwanzaa.1:58 PM Dec 30th, 2007from web
We have escaped the rainy city for the slightly less rainy penninsula coast. Onward, to the city of cemeteries…3:37 PM Dec 29th, 2007from txt
I hate dealing with sketchball loser recovering heroin addicts who are panhandling in my hostel and still feeling sympathetic to them.10:06 PM Dec 28th, 2007from web
Today, I had a good day. Got out of bed @ 9 to move the car and DID stuff. Small accomplishment, big feelings.1:20 AM Dec 28th, 2007from Snitter
@ Siam Thai Restaurant w/ my ladyfriend & she’s making me feel better about my poopy job. And spring rolls!6:38 PM Dec 27th, 2007from txt
Final count for Christmas Eve: 224, in 809MB of pictures. Great. Like my Flickr account needs more ‘bulk.’ Kidding! Love holiday time.1:09 AM Dec 25th, 2007from web
We were aiming for a 9:00 departure. Ah, fickle fate, that spurns to will an early rise and demands a late night…10:28 AM Dec 24th, 2007from Snitter
I forgot to get stuff before Christmas for a lot of people… like my entire nuclear family.2:54 AM Dec 24th, 2007from Snitter
I didn’t write it yet. I didn’t start writing it yet. I have the setup, I have the idea meshed, I just didn’t actually WRITE the words.1:47 AM Dec 23rd, 2007from Snitter
Wow, if comment spam were a mark of authority you’d think I were in the Technorati top 100. Blah blah blog blah blog.11:44 PM Dec 22nd, 2007from Snitter
What the? Ad on btjunkie.com: Someone thinks you are GAY! Find out who.10:06 PM Dec 22nd, 2007from web
Researching available domain names, I’m always afraid my most genius searches are secretly being catalogued… get snapped up a day later7:52 PM Dec 22nd, 2007from web
Trying to avoid muddling in the mush of minutiae, and mine the malleable mush of my mind.4:13 PM Dec 22nd, 2007from web
This morning, I wanted to write down a story. Now my mind is spiraling and I want to build an empire. World-building, if you will.2:58 PM Dec 22nd, 2007from web
I have had the most INCREDIBLE dream which I some day hope to parlay into a “chhose-your-own-adventure” story. Dreamtime lottery winner.1:19 PM Dec 22nd, 2007from Snitter
I just rescued 1/4 pound of paperclips and paperclamps from recycling… a fate worse than death. At least for the paper-sorter, that is.5:18 PM Dec 21st, 2007from web
@Ozreiousn: second guess for “what [you] blew your bonus on:” drugs, booze, and women. Am I closer?4:08 PM Dec 21st, 2007from web
Anyone who happens to watch my last.fm “recently played” may guess what it means when I play 2 albums worth of Dntel. Mm hmm.5:08 AM Dec 19th, 2007from Snitter
My work is often boring & exhausting, & now the internet is a “guest tool,” present but not usable. Shoot me.6:16 PM Dec 18th, 2007from txt
Student loan people are idiots. I leave messages to call me during business hours. Then I call them during hours and they “just left.”3:56 PM Dec 18th, 2007from web
B-day dinner @ Lanna Thai. Almost ran outta gas in Bayview, but I saved the day. Self-damsel +2 pts.6:39 PM Dec 13th, 2007from txt
I’m heading to Hunter’s Point to take cool photos if anyone wants me. I’ll be back in the Mission for cake, and at some point the Sunset.3:39 PM Dec 13th, 2007from Snitter
Ok, everybody, for the next 3 hours I’m SICK. If anyone asks I have a head cold (whatever that is).1:50 PM Dec 13th, 2007from txt
Bloglines down till 11pm? Wait, 1am!? But I just began using Beta a.k.a. GOOD version!!!1!12:34 AM Dec 12th, 2007from Snitter
I just got that “24-hours with no update” notification from Twitter. And you know what? I don’t feel bad. I’m not gonna pretend.9:21 PM Dec 9th, 2007from web
You know, the nice thing about terribly annoying people who ask inappropriate questions is they remind you how nice everyone else is.6:15 PM Dec 8th, 2007from web
Google, you fail me! How can it be that no one has played “O Fortuna” on a theremin yet?5:59 PM Dec 8th, 2007from web
Old girlfriend talking about older ALMOST-g/f: “got spooked by Emily [...] she popped into the room and started yelling or something.”2:00 PM Dec 8th, 2007from Snitter
My ladyfriend keeps telling me to stop looking at Onychophorans. Partly must be that even a Google image search for THAT still shows tits.10:02 PM Dec 7th, 2007from Snitter
Vimeo is awesome! I’m finally uploading a cool mashup I made in college. Only 10 hours, 8 minutes, and 34 seconds to go.10:50 PM Dec 2nd, 2007from Snitter
I just saw “8 Crazy Nights” @ the Dark Room. Every movie I see is worse than the 1 before. So every time I go its the worst movie I’ve seen.10:12 PM Dec 2nd, 2007from Snitter
Hey, anyone know the name of the thing, the thing that @LaughingSquid used to crosspost… dammit but where is Twitter’s search function?2:21 AM Nov 30th, 2007from Snitter
Hey everyone! I fixed my browser. Betcha didn’t know it was broken, huh. Grr… internet withdrawl.11:18 PM Nov 29th, 2007from web
Zebest things in life are free. Like porn! And old friends. Old friends who may or may not recieve Christmas presents.7:30 PM Nov 27th, 2007from Snitter
Explosion: sometimes I get the urge to put up so many new things on the internet it probably isn’t a good idea. Good thing I usually can’t.9:18 AM Nov 27th, 2007from web
I guess we coulda gone to that “What’s Your Answer” thing tonight. Just so tired from that evening nap, well… there’ll be another. I hope.2:14 AM Nov 27th, 2007from Snitter
Got up a leetle late. Goal was 9:00, now it’s 11:30. I blame Softy. Softy! The little mattress that couldn’t. Sigh. I work at 3:00.11:37 AM Nov 25th, 2007from web
Easy-over eggs and Czech beer for dinner. I had peach ice cream and pineapple soda earlier. What’s wrong with me…1:17 AM Nov 23rd, 2007from Snitter
Haha… oops. This morning, I parked outside my house. My house is a Thursday street. No ticket, though—holiday. Lucky break.1:00 AM Nov 23rd, 2007from Snitter
Waiting for the train, headache and noone to come home to. Oddly, I feel fine.12:25 AM Nov 23rd, 2007from txt
Home alone on Thanksgiving, what else is there to do but eat half a sort-of pumpkin pie?3:02 PM Nov 22nd, 2007from Snitter
And, after having blogged and browsed the internet more than was necessary, I’m thankful to say I return to slumberland.10:30 AM Nov 22nd, 2007from Snitter
Wellp… off to SFO to drop of friend. Oh what a beautiful morning! For me to poop on.7:16 AM Nov 22nd, 2007from Snitter
Damn, man. No time to blog or upload pictuires. Just a fire alarm. Am I too sel-centered? AM I? AM I? ARE I?11:11 PM Nov 21st, 2007from web
Six months on the job and I just got the first instructions about customer service I’ve ever gotten. Oh, and I work in HOSPITALITY.5:18 PM Nov 21st, 2007from web
So… I’ve decided not to write that Craigslist “Missed Connections” ad after all. Too many Mobergs in the world. Better to say ‘hello.’12:08 AM Nov 21st, 2007from Snitter
Sacre bleu! When taking creepy pictures of our hostel basement, it’s impossible to upload them the same day. No CompactFlash card reader.1:01 PM Nov 20th, 2007from web
My lady and I figured out a kid name last night. Without saying what it is, are we being dumb?11:12 AM Nov 20th, 2007from web
I need to in to the bank & make change. Shh… I have $730 in my straw hat.8:54 AM Nov 20th, 2007from txt
Ok. There’s LOTS of cute girls checking out this morning. What gives?11:12 AM Nov 19th, 2007from web
Music: Roberta Sherwood – Country Songs for City People. Clothes: blue Usher’s vest with striped boyshorts and socks. Thrift stores rock.9:02 PM Nov 17th, 2007from Snitter
Huh huh… 2 men walking abreast. A breast. Going to the store now. Store(s). Can has sustenance?5:36 PM Nov 17th, 2007from Snitter
Weinerschnitzel. Yay! People over at houses. Yay! Long, mostly aimless conversations w roommates. Yay! Day worked out good.4:46 AM Nov 17th, 2007from Snitter
How sweet all one’s plans seem… before you get stabbed with, like, an inch of high-temperature wire at 3:00 in the morning.1:06 PM Nov 16th, 2007from Snitter
You know, that last tweet was the 1st time I got that silly “24-hours since last update” notice. Didn’t feel as silly as I thought it would.2:48 AM Nov 16th, 2007from Snitter
Gee, all stocked with new sticker rolls and noone to tell me what odd phrases to stick where.6:47 PM Nov 13th, 2007from txt
Lynae: “The only thing that ball pits and my ______ have in common is that babies die in them.”5:42 PM Nov 13th, 2007from Snitter
Great. GREAT. The po-po are here in response to somebody threatening suicide. That same guy was down here hitting on chicks a half hour ago.8:12 AM Nov 13th, 2007from web
Great. I guess I CAN’T simultaneously check email, to-do list, camera reviews, look at naked pix & abandoned place pix. Stupid computer.8:29 PM Nov 12th, 2007from Snitter
Lynae’s 2 evening quotes: “I went to an ‘Interview w/ the Vampire’ book club once,” & “it’s not like seeing a cheetah eat w/ a spoon.”10:05 PM Nov 10th, 2007from Snitter
Gunshot in the neighborhood. Girlie says it’s at least 4-5 blocks. I say: HEY there’s GUNSHOTS in my NEIGHBORHOOD.1:50 AM Nov 10th, 2007from Snitter
Wait… even though the g/f doesn’t READ my Twitter, SOMEONE has still been telling her things that appear there? Who would that be?12:42 AM Nov 10th, 2007from Snitter
I shouldn’t HAVE to look up how to trap onClick event handlers just to put up Lynae’s blog. I shouldn’t. jut I do. Sigh.12:24 AM Nov 10th, 2007from Snitter
Hey… you can change your Twitter username?! Gah, this site is awesome. Is this your doing, @tyrsalvia ?12:22 PM Nov 9th, 2007from web
I dreamt that I woke up, looked in the mirror, and my hair was brown. Then I woke up, looked in the mirror, but my hair is still blue. Phew.12:16 PM Nov 9th, 2007from Snitter
Lady-friend, why you going and buying camera batteries off eBay when WE DON’T HAVE that camera?2:02 AM Nov 9th, 2007from Snitter
My girlfriend can be such a tease. Sometimes she tries to ask me “hypothetical” questions. We all know where that leads… new cameras.2:07 AM Nov 8th, 2007from Snitter
Umm, Twitter, tell me it’s not really 15 before 6. I had a bad day yesterday.5:49 AM Nov 5th, 2007from txt
I… just got up an hour early. There’s 5 more hours until work starts. Guess I’ll go “try to meet the goals I set out for myself.” I guess.9:36 AM Nov 4th, 2007from Snitter
Dia de los Things was ok. Wish we’d been more prepared. Crepes and sushi for anniversary were way awesomer.12:17 AM Nov 3rd, 2007from Snitter
I said five minutes, lady! Geez, I’m uploading these 27 pictures of YOU, isn’t that enough looking at you for one night?!1:04 AM Nov 2nd, 2007from Snitter
For the record, I have NEVER BERFORE blogged twice in one day on my Glot. Breaking limits, Nanowrimo. Wonder if I care.8:29 PM Nov 1st, 2007from web
Grr… parking in the Mission is an art, not a science. It’s reasonable to have cars parked on a streetsweeping st. if it’s already passed.10:13 AM Nov 1st, 2007from Snitter
My Dad wants to do Nanowrimo, too. I’m gonna help him by installing like, 20 wordpress themes on his neglected website. Is that helping?9:29 AM Nov 1st, 2007from Snitter
Jeez! Who’d a expected that the Nanowrimo site would be soo slooow on November first? Oh… pretty much everyone.9:20 AM Nov 1st, 2007from Snitter
So… the Halloween party I didn’t go to… you didn’t go to either? You, San Francisco, didn’t go to it? OK… that worked out then.1:33 AM Nov 1st, 2007from Snitter
Why am I eating @ the mall on Halloween? Hall of Justice is too far away. Bless you, Chicken John!7:40 PM Oct 31st, 2007from txt
Hi! My name’s Orin, and today I’m a Pirate-cat-scotsmen-busdriver/resident of San Francisco.4:40 PM Oct 31st, 2007from web
Blogging about when I met Aaron Ximm, TOTALLY IGNORING what I will be wearing to work later. Dammit! I’ve already had 3 costumes this year!12:14 PM Oct 31st, 2007from Snitter
My g/f thinks she’s more obsessive compulsive than me. HA! Who came up with the modular sidebar idea? Huh!? I wanna stop web-designing now.10:05 PM Oct 30th, 2007from Snitter
Designing blogs just gets easier and easier. This makes up for those months I toiled learning to style MySpace on IE 6 back in college.8:14 PM Oct 30th, 2007from Snitter
Dangit… now I’ve just remembered and am therefore obligated to upload a couple previously-Oink torrents onto the Pirate Bay …@germin…4:20 PM Oct 30th, 2007from Snitter
Sometimes I download things just because people say THEY like them. Music works bad. Snitter works good. I’m looking at you, @laughingsquid3:48 PM Oct 30th, 2007from Snitter
Lemon sorbet always reminds me of the frozen lemonades I got as a child, living in the desert named Palm Springs. Cold can’t stop me.5:06 PM Oct 29th, 2007from web
Why am I so amused that the Wikipedia article on “vagina” was missing a period? And that I got to fix the missed period?11:25 AM Oct 27th, 2007from web
thinks to himself: well, if the lady-friend’s asleep I guess I’ll just blog about all the problems we were gonna figure out.2:35 AM Oct 27th, 2007from web
I just invited myself to a party that I’m not sure needs an invite and a costume theme for which I have no costume. Wish I planned better.2:15 AM Oct 27th, 2007from web
Going to Santa Rosa! In-N-Out, hair dye, costume supply, etc. Day off is nice.2:22 PM Oct 26th, 2007from web
Oh no! My LJ password was wrong and LoudTwitter didn’t work. Oh no! I haven’t twittered all day anyways!11:10 PM Oct 24th, 2007from web
So, my favorite music tracker died today. Yeah—Oink’s dead. But hey, someone cured AIDS so I’m pretty ok with the world this week overall.11:32 PM Oct 23rd, 2007from web
Uh oh…not all my girlfriend’s blogs are in my feedreader. Someday I’ll get around to designing them like I said I would. Good start right?5:24 PM Oct 23rd, 2007from web
Nobody calls it Cali. NOBODY calls it CALI. Except for dummies.5:06 PM Oct 23rd, 2007from web
Leaving one’s iPod on random at work is a fickle, dangerous game. Let’s leave it at that.2:31 PM Oct 23rd, 2007from im
Card: home. Lunch: here. Cash: none. Colon: problem. Solution: uhh… anyone like to book a tour to Yosemite? Hey, all ya’ll guests?12:36 PM Oct 23rd, 2007from web
I feel so diligent organizing photos. I’ve done a LOT with my Flickrpix lately. Anyone seen where my blogging went? Can’t seem to find it.9:11 AM Oct 23rd, 2007from web
I’m making a list and checking it twice, gonna find out if I can come up with a stupid costume idea.8:50 AM Oct 23rd, 2007from web
I’ve said it before: you can’t look regal holding a chicken. “Return to Oz” is a weird movie.5:22 PM Oct 22nd, 2007from web
Pretty good party, you ask me. I coulda used less $25 bridge toll cause there’s no sign and no exit lane and they don’t take cards, though.3:00 AM Oct 20th, 2007from web
You know it’s true: you’re not really friends with someone who has a lazy-eye till you talk about the lazy-eye. I might have a black friend.7:34 PM Oct 19th, 2007from web
Whoa! Xombié LeRot would be such an awesome zombie stripper/burlesque performer name!6:30 PM Oct 18th, 2007from web
God, I miss the internet sometimes. I miss it like I used to miss books. Damned books.9:19 AM Oct 16th, 2007from web
whoa… Pt Molate park is awesome. Not to say I climbed around the fence or anything cause I just happen to be in Richmond this morning.7:15 AM Oct 14th, 2007from txt
Haha! Finished! Wish I could link the damned post, cause it’s cool, but I’d blow my cover.9:55 PM Oct 13th, 2007from web
I wanna see Lítla Dímun before I die, and I wanna throw a no-clothes party, and I wanna finish this stupid blog entry.8:33 PM Oct 13th, 2007from web
(to be sung:) good morning, it’s ray-aining… it’s great to stay up late, good morning, et cetera, to you.12:06 PM Oct 12th, 2007from web
It’s these wonderful rare moments where I can browse the internet and listen to whatever I please that I sometimes think: this job sucks.7:45 AM Oct 11th, 2007from web
Everytime I go on the roof I get a rush, as if I’m risking my life. Today I realized that sometimes I risk my life to wire better internet.12:11 AM Oct 11th, 2007from web
Man, this “mandatory vacation” thing is awesome when it happens to people you don’t *want* to work with.6:49 PM Oct 9th, 2007from web
Sigh… I’ve needed breakfast since 7:00 this morning. And I got up at 7:15.10:17 AM Oct 8th, 2007from txt
I need to get up in five hours. Man, being suspended is like being on vacation. Come to think… it’s *exactly* like being on vacation.1:01 AM Oct 8th, 2007from web
About to upload 112 Flickrpix that I’ve been working on and off for the past five days—from the Albany Bulb, a sur-really photogenic locale…1:58 AM Sep 22nd, 2007from web
Ghostbusters is fun. Wish I could see it on TV w/ a NY skyline + exploding buildings. 70mm survives 9/11.9:06 PM Sep 21st, 2007from txt
Holy… could this be? I think the design for my super-secret site might be just about done. And all it took was time I didn’t really have.2:21 AM Sep 20th, 2007from web
Day whatever of No Internet Yes Internet: we just don’t care as long as nobody’s watching. It’s only a matter of time before it’s a joke.9:44 AM Sep 18th, 2007from web
Fifteen photos snuck through the blockade already. At this rate I might not be two months behind, soon. Ha! Gotcha.8:46 AM Sep 17th, 2007from im
Maybe Flickrpix today? That doesn’t *really* require using the internet, does it? Just the important part when you upload them. Damn.7:26 AM Sep 17th, 2007from im
Thought I got caught today, but “work from work” turned out to be “Mork from Ork.” I’m wearing suspenders. I have hairy arms. Get it?12:07 AM Sep 17th, 2007from web
Web design is fascinatingly relaxing. Too bad I’m a bad employee for doing it.3:23 PM Sep 16th, 2007from web
Day two of no internet yes internet, and I’m still running hot. Still confuses me having to lie about why I can still manage my to-do lists.7:15 PM Sep 15th, 2007from web
I’m doing it: gonna try and make it home, and back, in one hour. This is gonna suck. Call me for encouragement. Or to hear about my morning.11:36 AM Sep 11th, 2007from web
Happy you-might-die-tomorrow-so-don’t-live-halfassed-today day everyone. Helicopters are annoying.6:47 AM Sep 11th, 2007from txt
God, keeping this blog a secret is just killing me. Waiting for the big reveal.5:15 PM Sep 8th, 2007from im
Sex and Lucia: Lucia y el Sexo: one of the best told stories, and one that happens to end in a cop-out. Totally recommended as a date movie.12:43 AM Sep 7th, 2007from im
Back in town, back on a computer, and already wanting to restart eight different projects. I really, really ought to sleep.3:55 AM Sep 2nd, 2007from web
Fresh Freeze, you’re my hero. My authentic 1950′s ice cream drive-in located in Eureka, CA hero.3:03 PM Sep 1st, 2007from txt
They are bought. That was a very physically draining lunch hour.7:24 PM Aug 25th, 2007from web
Shhh… I’m buying my girlfriend’s birthday presents. Her birthday is tomorrow.2:02 PM Aug 25th, 2007from web
Yardsales this morning, and flea market, and then work later. This will be a FUN ad-VEN-chure. Right?10:31 AM Aug 25th, 2007from web
Feeling crushed under the weight of my own planning skills. Someone tell me I’m a good web-designer. Or, you know, friend.12:09 AM Aug 25th, 2007from web
Day off! No, this time it’s for real. Schedule: Scrap, BevMo, Costco, FoodsCo, SFPL, AAA, more abbreviations to come.2:19 PM Aug 24th, 2007from web
germinator: who’s mairesse and why would you have killed him?12:47 PM Aug 24th, 2007from web
You know, you’re not really friends with someone who has a lazy-eye until you talk about their lazy-eye. It’s a fact (it’s an adage).9:22 AM Aug 21st, 2007from web
What an excellent day. Made $50 commission, checked-in NH and RI travelers, and got a free lunch. I can die now, I suppose.6:31 PM Aug 20th, 2007from web
Overtime? You want me to work 8 *more* hours? And there’s how much time-and-a-half involved? And my girlfriend’s birthday is when?2:20 PM Aug 20th, 2007from web
Yes, Frau Hanna and Frau Evelyn, I know you’re talking about the metal bratwurst comment I made. *That’s what the streetcars look like.*10:28 AM Aug 19th, 2007from web
I have awoken in San Fran. There’s a gnawing hunger for Thai food in my belly, the sunrise is a beauty, and a stroller filled with coupo …6:48 AM Jul 31st, 2007from txt
Making new consu-LOLs, answering consu-questions, and talking in consu-convos.12:16 PM Jul 30th, 2007from web
Smells like burning! Yes, yes it does Emily. Faretheewell, soup, and have a happy afterlife stinking up the couch like 1000 Camels.7:26 PM Jul 29th, 2007from web
blogging, putting up Flickrpix, lusting for new cameras, flirting with Dutch nerdgirls… is this all there is to life? I mean job?10:19 AM Jul 29th, 2007from im