Twitter Archive for @Orinz

Orinz

  1. @catcubed I’ve had the same thing since Dec. 27th — quite amazing. I think one of its vectors might be Twitter.
  2. @outofsequences Yup — his former owners had to give him up. We think we’re keeping him, but we have to see how it works out.
  3. I’ve never seen a cat more mellow in the car than this one. Really glad I had him foisted on me. http://yfrog.com/3evv0j
  4. And yet somehow here I am, the very next day, back on the road. I think I’d make an ok truck driver.
  5. What a strange feeling… being back in my home, after being back in my hometown.
  6. That reminds me, does anyone have copies of the Quintaglio Ascension Trilogy? I’m almost done playing Primal Rage.
  7. How can anyone make convincing arguments for longer copyright when you consider how long dinosaurs have been in the public domain?
  8. @twittelator I think it’d be really neat to see Flic.kr short urls as thumbnails. Would this be possible?
  9. @sherilyn Ahhhh… they grow up so fast…
  10. Freedom: doin’ it for the lulz.
  11. Though I disapprove, I would defend to the death your right to haphazardly photoshop dinosaurs in front of churches. http://flic.kr/p/7uKugn
  12. Evolution: “Cats and dogs, living together, birthing cogs and dats… mass hysteria!” As evil subversions go, this is one of my favorites.
  13. The Cabazon dinosaurs are no longer the happy-go-lucky place you remember from Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure, but a dogmatic creation “museum.”
  14. As we leave the desert, I cut a branch of creosote per my father’s request. A highway patrol car follows me for a few miles. Uh, dad?
  15. Hearts is a terrible, horrible, awful card game that lasts forever; also, I am very bad at it.
  16. @sherilyn You must’ve been pseudo-bad, then.
  17. @DocPop So cool! I got @panavatar one for Christmas and she can’t put it down. We might be able to make a meetup. When/where?
  18. Operation Honor Memory of My Late Grandmother with An Offering of Scoresby Scotch: accomplished.
  19. Norton said don’t call it Frisco. He was unclear on instances when it’s obviously Frisco, TX. http://yfrog.com/4i7bpdj
  20. Marvellous reception here. It’s almost as if no one’s even using the network.
  21. @outofsequences I got a nice Living Desert. What did you get? Some sort of place?
  22. That was some good desert.
  23. Now we’re at the Living Desert. Finish this sentence: badger badger badger badger badger badger…
  24. No one I know makes good granola.
  25. At Cheeky’s in Palm Springs. It is decided: good granola can only be made with a pure heart, a free spirit, and no electricity.
  26. I’ve entered a bizarre alternate reality where Yelp doesn’t matter and small businesses actually advertise.
  27. This town is so much better now. I’m eating at a BBQ smoke-house that used to be a Greyhound bus station. GPS location: http://is.gd/5PBG8
  28. It’s been a long 3½ years, but I’m finally back in ye olde Palm Springs. http://yfrog.com/3g7dej
  29. If you MUST say SoCal, remember that it’s pronounced “soh-kul”—rhymes with yokel (for reference, “NorCal” rhymes with “snorkel”).
  30. “Did you set that on the… Oh, the bananamanity!” And with this auspicious start, we’re off. http://yfrog.com/1dhouj
  31. Llike a madman with something to prove, I’m burning CDs & CDs worth of MP3s (they’re my friends, and they’ll be good critics.)
  32. Since I didn’t get many people presents this year, I guess I’ll finally share this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_articles
  33. @DocPop Act now while supplies last! http://pewpewpewtube.com
  34. Wednesday’s forecast for Palm Springs: 76°, sunny, and me.
  35. “Later, she was placed on beverage carts and rolled to the back of the plane, a traditional stewardess’ funeral.” I ❤ Snakes On A Plane.
  36. Please retweet, or just sleep better at night believing people aren’t quite as awful as you thought. But remember: “lies, damn lies, and…”
  37. Exhaustive analysis of election polls in L.A. county reveals strong likelihood of Prop 8 fraud – http://tr.im/prop8fraud
  38. @tyrsalvia That entry might’ve been written almost 6 months ago, but I published it for you. Still just as true today.
  39. @tyrsalvia I find this question easier to answer in a blog post: http://glot.homepie.org/to/274
  40. @Moltz You like mudkips?
  41. Somewhere along the way I must’ve unlearned “nighttime is for sleeping.” Who am I kidding, it was the entire way.
  42. @laughingsquid In about 9 years, they ought to be up to the Nexus 6 Android.
  43. My 3000th tweet will be self-referential, exuberant, and pointless. Yay!
  44. @Ozreiuosn It’s like keyboard kryptonite! http://twitter.com/Orinz/status/891905844
  45. @Ozreiuosn At least you didn’t spill beer on it. Remember the power of on-screen keyboards in this difficult time!
  46. Choosing a preference is hard, but I’ve pretty much perfected my impressions of both Sméagol & Jay Sherman. *hack* *cough* *achem*
  47. @sherilyn I’m alarmed by the lack of failsafes for a facility-wide colorblindness-inducing gas attack.
  48. 2010 hopefuls: Poltergeist, Short Circuit, Last Starfighter, Nightmare on Elm Street, Clash of the Titans, & death as “research.”
  49. @metaphorge They hunt pygmies for food over there, you know. They’re a little short. #darkhumor
  50. @metaphorge Definitely not. Then again, since the place is currently still experiencing “Africa’s World War,” I wouldn’t really try.
  51. 2010: Flight of the Navigator, Highlander, Red Dawn, Child’s Play… also last alive in the 80s, L. Ron Hubbard, oddly still dead.
  52. Hold down dash [-] on the #iPhone to get an em dash. Took me a year to figure out that A-class maneuver.
  53. @sixwordstories I think there may have been a slight miscalculation with that last one.
  54. @sandwichgirl You should be quite interested in this article (if you’re not already in Key West in a diplomatic capacity) http://is.gd/5ICqT
  55. More substantially (cause I think I missed a lot of them last year) Merry X-mas, Happy Thanksgiving, Halloween, 4th of July to each of you!
  56. First!
  1. Operation Honor Memory of My Late Grandmother with An Offering of Scoresby Scotch: accomplished.
  2. Norton said don’t call it Frisco. He was unclear on instances when it’s obviously Frisco, TX. http://yfrog.com/4i7bpdj
  3. Marvellous reception here. It’s almost as if no one’s even using the network.
  4. @outofsequences I got a nice Living Desert. What did you get? Some sort of place?
  5. That was some good desert.
  6. Now we’re at the Living Desert. Finish this sentence: badger badger badger badger badger badger…
  7. No one I know makes good granola.
  8. At Cheeky’s in Palm Springs. It is decided: good granola can only be made with a pure heart, a free spirit, and no electricity.
  9. I’ve entered a bizarre alternate reality where Yelp doesn’t matter and small businesses actually advertise.
  10. This town is so much better now. I’m eating at a BBQ smoke-house that used to be a Greyhound bus station. GPS location: http://is.gd/5PBG8
  11. It’s been a long 3½ years, but I’m finally back in ye olde Palm Springs. http://yfrog.com/3g7dej
  12. If you MUST say SoCal, remember that it’s pronounced “soh-kul”—rhymes with yokel (for reference, “NorCal” rhymes with “snorkel”).
  13. “Did you set that on the… Oh, the bananamanity!” And with this auspicious start, we’re off. http://yfrog.com/1dhouj
  14. Llike a madman with something to prove, I’m burning CDs & CDs worth of MP3s (they’re my friends, and they’ll be good critics.)
  15. Since I didn’t get many people presents this year, I guess I’ll finally share this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_articles
  16. @DocPop Act now while supplies last! http://pewpewpewtube.com
  17. Wednesday’s forecast for Palm Springs: 76°, sunny, and me.
  18. “Later, she was placed on beverage carts and rolled to the back of the plane, a traditional stewardess’ funeral.” I ❤ Snakes On A Plane.
  19. Please retweet, or just sleep better at night believing people aren’t quite as awful as you thought. But remember: “lies, damn lies, and…”
  20. Exhaustive analysis of election polls in L.A. county reveals strong likelihood of Prop 8 fraud – http://tr.im/prop8fraud