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#contextfree “I entertain monkeys.”

“Congratulations, that’s your tagline now.”

“Are you telling me that a man that took a rocket in the eye 3 days ago is out here painting a thermostat?” #contextfree #bmn #wtf

#contextfree breaktime!

“No, when done successfully they never remember anything. That brainpart’s all blendered. That’s the genius of it!”

Truckbed Dryer Sheet is the new Stairway Almond. #contextfree #snowclone