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Monthly Archives: November 2017

Porn euphemes as “XXX” because weird sex saints, prolly

It’s been awhile since the nerdy drug-using hipster PhD son of Errol Morris shot a vid, and I find this one quite s…

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#HeyGoogle, resume playing music

“Okay, playing Resumé by Lil Durk on Google Play Music”

what fresh hell, etc.

So you’re saying 1991’s “King Ralph” starring lout/boor/American John Goodman is just a biopic from the future

Burqini Faso, a West African nation named for modest Islamic-inspired swimwear, which oh dear I’ve stayed up too la…

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Interrupted sex to use litter box
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Urban Forest Floor Cleaning ift.tt/2hVGaFC pic.twitter.com/XKmiom6zw7

you thought * MIC DROP * was the bitchiest way to conclude an argument? better watch out for a #HotNewTrend showing…

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The Fall of the Rebel Angels, Pieter Bruegel the Elder, 1562 #FartsInArt google.com/culturalinstit… pic.twitter.com/emSFcofhl7

RT @mitsurutenma: our love story in four pictures pic.twitter.com/5qtH00JYUL

damn, look at this #tree trying to embody the #Spirit of #Autumn all by itself ift.tt/2hVgbBG pic.twitter.com/sETMUplSJd

@tyrsalvia pic.twitter.com/aXecnTHdyy

RT @annebot: My friend created and patented this technology! If you swear at an automated system, many will redirect you to an operator. Th…

@BAKKOOONN Same thing happened to my high school music department, actually, and when Barry Manilow read it in the…

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@BAKKOOONN One time a friend’s dad was working for Stevie Wonder right before Christmas. Had ALL their presents sto…

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@sherilyn Not gonna lie, was expecting a whine/wine pun. Hang in there, sweet bunch!

I like to think my bitchy/snarky replies to strangers politically-charged tweets are more kindly received because I…

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@sailorgoon666 @bnsrf We also know which fellow dude friends were sexually assaulted or in a physically abusive rel…

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@vedertagen You literally fail human decency by trash-talking a place because of garbage facts you heard secondhand…

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@Abbottabadlmage Obviously a very important question: what happened to so many older images? The moose is gone. The public demands moose!

The prequel will have plenty of sex, violence, & soap opera melodrama; what made Game of Thrones so successful acco…

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@miniver Parallel universe containerization is set to revolutionize the cryptobizarre market segment pic.twitter.com/D9qhC08aW5

This being a story on the same day makes things rather more interesting
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Otherwise dull Culture War tedium, not something I’d usually amplify, but… mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/m…

My first response was “Clickhole took the satire too far this time”, then I realized…

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@katewillett @FoxNews “Kate Willett, Comedienne/Liar with Pants on Fire” pic.twitter.com/CRcen6QObj

Fuck this architect in 1897 so fucking much #SanFranciscoProblems ift.tt/2mgyFhy pic.twitter.com/HguQkPsHVq

Imma leave this here, y’all’dn’t’ve to use it if’n y’all’dn’t wanna en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Category:…

dance like there’s nobody watching

clean your house like it’ll never be lived in again

buy groceries like you nee…

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So I’m “not a responsible adult” cause I “ate cake for breakfast all week”, well WHAT IF that shame is misplaced? cbsnews.com/news/student-u…

Just dickbutt things pic.twitter.com/OWFoU2HMzm

RT @HEAVENPEGASUS: Why did the nonbinary prospector move West in 1849? Because there was gold in them/their hills. Thank you.

A “S̶l̶i̶c̶e̶ Scoop of Life” post ift.tt/2z8GWH9 pic.twitter.com/xl8e0Ms2zs

Every time I save a random file, in the back of my head I wonder what observers in the future will think. Let’s con…

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RT @mikethedevine: I for one am glad to see the NOW! series jumping on the ambient tape label trend. pic.twitter.com/l3QThWWGay