Monthly Archives: July 2017
killing houseflies is a frustrating job but it’s kinda cool to be as important as the President’s Chief of Staff
Happy 29th of July. If you pick one day to mindlessly scroll Imgur, this is a VERY GOOD day. imgur.com/gallery/oqdm1
Hi, I’m part of a show called Radio Unpronounceable, and we’d love to see if we could get your Twitter handle. Please let me know!
Dull, Boring, & Bland bbc.com/news/uk-scotla…
mad gangsta cred up in this therapeutic environment pic.twitter.com/WulmlcfG5u
Are you there God? It’s me, Orin.
I’d like to file a report with HR.
Yes I’ll hold.
Great origin story for a future philosophy-based superhero, a worthy sacrifice telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/2… via
Some day an unborn midget is going to be sad because you didn’t purchase it. Google it, loser. #shitlynaesays
!nobɘʜqoɿƚƨuod ƚi bɘllɒɔ ɘw ,yɒb ym nI
RT: We’re gonna be so pissed if we end up dying in a war between Donald Trump & a guy who talks like a Bond villain https://t.…
Qu’est-ce que c’est que ce charabia?
The Quick Brown Pterodactyl Flew Over the Lazy Triceratops
Then, for one strange brief moment, the pigeon hovered like a hummingbird… but sensing destiny elsewhere, flew hither… to poo upon another.