Turns out changing your caller ID to BUMDIDDLY Z. MCSCRUPLES isn’t that hard at all. Good ta know.
Monthly Archives: February 2016
My horoscope is about the friendship sector —
my dreams are about friends’ butts
Sometimes I wonder about my past self… what the fuck was he thinking? Maybe my future self will think the same about me (that smug asshole).
sated my beauty-lust absorbifying reaction diffusion videos all night. now behind my eyelids, visions of what looks like brain activity 👀💭
If you want to know you have to ask. If you have to ask, you might be friggin’ nuts. If you’re friggin’ nuts I want to know you.
RT: Insight meditation lets you run your brain in debug mode, until you realize that you’re just a subroutine in a larger program.
Words fail to explain how I feel this Valentine’s. If you feel the same, maybe you’ll enjoy some breakup music… mixcloud.com/orinz/he-said-…
Can’t argue with what works!
Existential annoyance and the impolite satisfaction of cursing yourself out.
“This”? Please to be explaining what bullshit is this.
Where is the arrow of destiny? First, find the bow of the present.… ⏰/🎁
Adult Swim’s informercial is exactly the kind of thing I would hide from Facebook
Overstated is underpowered.
One sometimes must choose between burlesque vaudeville Weimar cabaret and circus speakeasy jazz acrobat cabaret. Every decision a mistake.
RT: WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT SHIP TOMATOES TO
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