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Monthly Archives: October 2015

This tweet is about enlightenment or whatever. I don’t know… that was so #LastYear 🙏

Microdosing with Mindfulness

Baby let’s dance to NPR

@octal The word you are searching for is “caution”.

@rachelannyes To thine own self be true…

I’ll take Problems That Can’t Be Fixed With Money for $1,000,000,000, Alex.

Consent Classes that are just a roomful of cats, cats that may or may not want to be pet, utilization of catnip **not allowed**.

Working the cab of a rent-by-half-hour mobile sex truck on Valencia. Business as unusual. #hookuptruck pic.twitter.com/zFVO4XFW7p

😈 the number of the tweets shall be 6,666 😈

Psssh, assholes think #cynicism is so grownup and clever. “I see through positivity’s bullshit.” Fuckin buncha losers.

You are existing calmly in the center of a universal field
Exits are in all directions
You have a mind

Consensual non-consent is a thing…
a thing so existential it hurts.

We already have awesome bathroom game at my house, but this commercial is the shit #SquattyPotty youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q

I hope you contract an especially virulent strain of happiness 😠😡😄

Mmmm, so high off ragehol right now, I feel like I could argue an ox.

@Orinz @aestetix …he said, missing completely the irony of his Facebook link and medium of communication.

@aestetix Perhaps your filter is obscuring bits of relevant data? Many fear the rise of the techies fb.me/6UQMRxQlx

Caught myself typing “OPPOSITE sex”… immediately asked self “in this century does anyone in my bubble think that really exists anymore?”

“You’ve had too much to Internet.”

Boy it’s a good thing that’s not a real problem that we have to watch out for, right????????????????????

Is it necessary to amplify signal on the latest mass shooting? Please don’t. wsj.com/articles/SB100… /ht @colinaut