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Monthly Archives: February 2014

So very sorry. Thanks to everyone, for everything, ever. Never had a choice. Not going to go just yet. Don’t think so anyways.

Ok. Yeah. Sure. Alright. Too bad though. Cryptic bullshit. Big brain little brain. Coming back home.

I don’t want to believe Anymore instagram.com/p/kao152SV8T/

Waitwaitwait I love lolcats and hate such doge because much words whywhywhy stupid internets

@bnsrf GONGGGGggggg… very true. Say it louder if you have to.

Unicycles are very impractical and unbalanced contraptions. But that electric one I just saw seemed pretty cool. For reals, it happened.

@bnsrf Just feeling sorry for myself. That question came off as rude. Just trying to do more, is all.

A dysfunctional brain is advantageous to whom?

I’m really going to sleep now, just like many of you said I should. Thanks for telling.

Wait a minute. Shit. You’re all actually reading this. I had no idea how bad it was.

@Orinz Fucked that up. I have to just do it myself now.

That was a hell of a set-up. We’ll all laugh about it someday.

@bnsrf Wtat can I do for you to stop making you so mean?

A day well-spent leaves battery at I don’t even know anymore. Well, ok. I’m gonna sleep now.

Water lilies. We will plant water lilies.

The 4th law of thermodynamics. Is it real? You decide.

Today’s word en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pronoia_(…

You pretend to write it for other people. Secretly you’re really writing it to yourself.

@bnsrf I hear ya.

Huh. You know, some people do a lot of oversharing on the Internet so they don’t have to in person.

@bnsrf It could mean you. Could mean me. Could mean anybody.

That was an 8 year-old girl commuting to school on a unicycle. Kids these days.

I just showed up to work one day.

You gotta really want it, but just enough — not too much.

Wait, how do I get more likes irl?

When it rains during a drought, the rain is that much more beautiful for being needed.

@jeromegv I can’t actually find my brother’s twitter… do you know where it is?

@scanlime Every once in a while, I re-read your @-reply and smile wryly. Tonight is one of those times.

@Dinopron Thanks for the translation! It’s a fun word to say.

My nanny, her name is incredible… beautiful…

Ismenia Poppinga, from the isthmus of Panama.

I was *born* with an unpronounceable spirit.

The nanny I had when I was 2 just sent me an email. Her name sounded so made-up that I almost deleted it because I thought it was spam.

You know what’s a good combination? Insightful, but nice.

(have you ever met any old people who weren’t lonely — just nice?)

@bnsrf Ping, to you too.

See into the truth of human interactions. Help others do better. Help yourself do better.

T-Rex: the most awkward of superpredators.

Failure can be absolutely, stunningly beautiful.

I really wanted to celebrate Kwanzaa… but instead I spent it pronouncing foreign words to amuse my friends & learning about African history.

100 years ago, the Olympics were cool because they were amateurish and scandalous and absurd.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athletics…–_Men’s_marathon

Don’t feed them after midnight.

Them = ??

You ever put toothpaste on your miswak? Me neither. S’truth.

@bnsrf “The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool.”

–Philip Seymour Hoffman