Would you be disappointed if I told you that half the time I’m being clever, I’m actually trying to impress robots from the future?
Monthly Archives: September 2013
In the famous words of Koko the gorilla, “bad sad cry-frown”.
British Columbia is… different from the rest of Canada… isn’t it.
Repeat after me: Semantic satiation. Semantic satiation. Semantic satiation. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semantic_…
“Cultures are interesting”
–comment #692 on my YouTube video about a Catholic nun in Papua New Guinea (4.2 mil views); by FAR the nicest
A day well-spent leaves battery at 1%.
“Your contention is that sparklepony is a female-gendered term, yes? Does that not imply the existence of sparklebronies?”
like GitHub but for the constitutions of Nation-states
like Wikipedia but for better laws
like Reddit but for pretending your vote matters
My mom died.
Wait, which one? There are three.
“I just want to feel normal right now.”
“Orin, that’s the single most ridiculous thing you’ve ever said to me.”
Just got the phone call. Oh, man.
It’s Sunday. Time to how imagine a historical comedy based on the men’s marathon of the 1904 Olympics.
Lake Issyk-Kul mean “Hot Lake”, which is explain by fact it never completely freeze.
You forgot to repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.
Just bore witness to a lover’s quarrel. The topic: NSA’s spying in their lives.
It’s gotten under our skin. That’s all I can say for sure.
My soul was fed today. Its food: a promotional documentary for tourism in Kyrgyzstan, entitled “The Amazing Country of Kyrgyzstan”.
Having the agency, skills, and resources to do a cool thing… is very different from knowing whether it’s a good idea.
Well, that’s one day of my life lost in contemplation of Hieronymus Bosch’s Garden of Earthly Delights. I can seriously deal with that.
‘The Primordial Bestiary’
Is tactical glitter a thing yet? #shitorinsays
“Helps prevent STDs, including pregnancy.”
Our lives are lived in a superposition of Goofus AND Gallant, each of us laboring under the delusion that we can tell the difference.
The fact is that Wagner comes off as kind of a dick.
#BawdyStorytelling. I think Lynae just introduced the Zebest term “superlaid” into the water supply.
Birth control is the new civil right: Abortion Freedom Riders and the counter-offensive against Christian fascism bit.ly/17zYEMy
I thought the marimba was a kind of dance. I think I confused the merengue and the samba. #shitlynaesays
Yes, I would absolutely love a live-tweeted shower. Oncelive-tweeted drinking a glass of water. It was fucking amazing.
To all burners who have publicly discussed their showers this past week: congratulations, welcome back, and next year please live-blog them.
I admit I was a bit worried. But, being a fan, it just seems weird to ask about. Glad you’re fine.
Whoa, that was pretty weird. Tonight was normal. That hasn’t happened in a while.
Like a sin-eater, but for puns. A pun-eater.
Hey Orin, remember that time you tweeted an oblique, overly clever reference to a personal event, to use as a mnemonic hint? NO!? Well then.
“Behold, your future Queen.”