Also a great place to get a genuine military haircut, if that’s your thing, which for many people is apparently their thing.
Monthly Archives: May 2011
Why yes, Carnaval revelers, the back of my pickup is a garbage dump and I am the garbageman. Now pay me.
OH “I’m from Oklahoma, we still get a single order of edamame for takeout.”
They’re panties, they’re for men, and they’re disposable. Nothing to see here. @ Japantown instagr.am/p/E3DbH/
Someone’s having a bad day, but I’m not @ California Palace of the Legion of Honor instagr.am/p/E2rSO/
I’m always late. But I’ll be on radiovalencia.fm real soon for RADIO UNPRONOUNCEABLE. Today, late because I actually made something cool.
The dog is the best-dressed character on that cover.
When Danielle Steel says “[SF has] no style, nobody dresses up—you can’t be chic there” I think the entire mise-en-scène somehow eluded her.
I have possibly the world’s best remix of Mah Na’ Mah Na’. And once I’m done cutting this video together I’ll never want to hear it again.
Went on a fun camping trip to Salt Point for our anniversary on Sunday. But now we’re sick. But that’s ok cause, you know, fun camping trip.
Attention: cynics of the world — this is a raspberry beret that I found in a secondhand shop @ Goodwill – Haight instagr.am/p/EK7mx/
I’m just gonna leave this here, and you can click it if really necessary… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WP:UA
“If I eat fake vomit, then puke it up, is it still fake vomit?”
Pete Goldie is making us guess moons. #drhal @ Chez Poulet http://instagr.am/p/EHAUB/
Fun Mother’s Day Factoid: few understand or use the word “nulliparous,” but many know and use “baby-mama.”
Filename: “Taking a Deck Chair and Attaching Styrofoam to It.MTS” Finally putting together my Camp Tipsy videos.
Cheapest gas in SF: $4.17 – SR: $4.13. Cheapest Chevron in SF: $4.27 – cheapest in SR: $4.23. As it should be?
Maybe I will. AHH!
If there’s no experiential difference for someone who knows much vs. someone who knows little, why even bother‽
Boy, I waste a lot of time trying to grok complex issues only to wind up with mostly neutral opinions. Fucking nuance.
Got a new pair of glasses today. They look AWESOME…
Yeah, exactly. I am unemotional. I am unmoved. I am somewhat interested.
Is it OK that I kind of don’t care? Not that I (or anyone) need permission to not care, but I kind of don’t care.
Thus is written the first chapter of a new scripture. And the first verse is “humans are actually awesome.”
Most of this thermometer was totally our stuff @ Savers Daly City instagr.am/p/DxAl3/
Well, good advice. And, ewwww. And: wouldn’t it help if someone had licked it off shortly afterwards?
Oh, thank goodness no. We got that a week ago. You want a paper nativity set, Ira? I got one for you…
Just got caught selling someone’s Christmas present BY that someone. Stoopid Internet.
No no no, slander is when it’s not true.
Even if my traditional new-media cross-platform promotion isn’t ideal here, I don’t care, BUY MY STUFF yfrog.com/h8qphpyj
It was… a gift. And baby Jesus has yet to come in handy for art projects.
The President takes down The Donald: y2u.be/HCkTzqIW-qw
Served! Served! Served!
Time in the title. Confusing though; we’ll change it.
You read this; you know me. And you know I have loads of cool junk. Tomorrow YOU… can own… a piece of that junk.
Donation only. Totally, probably, totally different.
Donation only. Totally, totally, probably different.
Sooo Much Puke. Little-known fact: instagr.am/p/DuhqQ/made a bunch of minestrone soup, heaved it, and shellacked it.