Not very well, I’m afraid. There is conflict between what’s said and what’s observed—which is some kinda literary whoosit I’m sure.
Monthly Archives: July 2010
It appears that for months I’ve been unpublishing photos from Flickr as fast as I’ve been publishing them. Because I’m a photo expert.
I wipe my ass with Costco. Because they have the cheapest bulk toilet paper.
Bike ride after yoga session. Because I’m going traveling in 6 weeks and I don’t wanna be a big fat American.
Stroller people offend me—you’re not in a supermarket, asshole, you’re in a damn reptile house & your genetic groceries can’t appreciate it.
Riding the monorail costs only $1. Truly, this is the future.
Shhh, keep your voice down! Camp Tipsy and might get ideas… meme ideas…
So, I’m sorta in Sacramento. Sorta going to the State Fair tomorrow. If I see anybody I know there, it’d be sorta awesome.
iPhone apps. Wait, what?
Shut up… it’s legal, now. Possibly.
Isn’t it funny how people say “disappointed that X is encouraging people to pirate Y” and, like, 10,000 people realize they can pirate Y.
Dreamt that I hosted Bob Denver at a Hawaiian-themed pool party and was explicitly NOT to mention Gilligan’s Island. *shiver*
Awake at 11:11.
Not that this necessarily helps in a car, but their website has 3 streams: live, music, & news. For the discerning radio consumer.
My brother Patrick (not on Twitter) has almost the entire canon, I believe. Maybe he just talks like he does. Anyway: I’ll ask!
Missed opportunity! You could’ve come a few doors down to @darkroomtheater & I’d’ve given you free admission to Bad Movie Night.
Whoa, just watched the 15 minute demo of Limbo. Beautiful thing. Is the rest just as gruesome?
Looks like& I will be going to eastern Europe for our honeymoon in September. Translation: WOO!
Just received my firstrequest to Photoshop someone’s head. Not really competant in head-shopping.
Waittaminute, are you attending a punk show at Warmwater Cove/Tire Beach? I didn’t know those still happened there!
A conspiracy of hats! Except , who has cleverly disguised herself as non-hat-wearing.
“I don’t actually mind sticky children that much.”
“May we live long enough that I can make fun of you for once saying that.”
Ethiopia. Helluva country. More spices than utensils, Ethiopia. Delicious.
Well, I meant “string quartet,” FWIW. Thanks for the RTs anyway.
String quarter across from the drum vendor, near the 4-square court. I think the Mission’s new farmer’s market looks awfully wonderful.
Look, I don’t require Japanese stereotypes, but I’d prefer narrators in NHK nature documentaries not to be the whitest whitey in whitetown.
They should’ve called it Seasonal Defective Disorder.
Yay! I think. I mean, I only know so little about business plans…
Could we… not be so transparently sexist? The thought should’ve occurred to you.
Remind me next time I change my name and get married not to do it together. Too damn complicated.
Every time you compare Polanski to Michael Jackson, L.A. D.A. Steve Cooley kills a kitten.
OK, not really, but you see what I’m doing here.
What rap songs can you sing on the toilet?
1) Poop! There It Is
2) 99 Problems but a Poop Ain’t One
My dear ladyfriend is interested, even though she doesn’t know you (any more than I do, really). Are you in the Mission?
Carrie, for Carrie Nation as well as… that other Carrie would function here too.
No user serviceable parts my foot. What blowhards.
Awesome, I love the WRM! — so much so that I actually got married there. No joke.
Thanks for the #FF, btw.
I’m not being sarcastic when I say that I’m very, very happy you started regularly using Twitter. Enjoy the green ones.
Lysol in a papercut!
Lysol in a papercut!
My kinda awesome news story: complex multicellular life discovered 1.5 b-b-billion years earlier than expected – is.gd/duqZp