A cameltoe could pass through the eye of a doughnut more easily than a fat man could enter the what am I doing with this metaphor anyways?
- Oh, fuck. I just had to enter ad copy as a captcha. THIS FUTURE SUCKS.
- “Close to the source” -as media analysis -as metaphor for why babies are weird
- Just got stabbed in the eye with an umbrella by a 6 year-old. Wouldn’t be the first time.
- Fine, you really want to know what I think? Thinking is important to you? Mental illness is like an outdated metaphor. Now, start over.