Dear Congress: Give me liberty. I do not feel that you should have a second option here.
- Dear Buddha, there are a lot of details you left out about “enlightenment”, and I feel an update to your teachings is merited. –me
- Bullshit fees happen. When they do, always ask for your money back. They never give more than a token but you’ll feel better anyway… sucker.
- @aprilarcus Wanna go someplace no one knows you and listen to music that’s but yours and feel free to not give one single fuck?
- “No man’s life, liberty or property are safe while the Legislature is in session.” –Judge Gideon J. Tucker, 1866