Christmas stalemate with a 21 year-old cat that wants to pee under the tree.
- “My dad once ran into Sonny Bono at a Christmas tree farm, and…” “Hold on; full stop. Was your dad involved in the death of a congressmen?”
- @calvinchaos Merry Christmas, little dude! Being nice was easy this year, but next year you’ll actually have to perform over a whole annum.
- Complain all you want about how it gets earlier every year, in 2011 I’m planning my Christmas beginning in April.
- Today’s Christmas show is going to be great! It’s also going to be on later than scheduled! Merry Christmas, deal with it!