Despite popular opinion, to me the humbug sounds like a perfectly festive insect.
- Need I reassert my (blasphemous) opinion that coffee tastes like burned dirt? Well it does. Ask a child.
- @nomimaybe That sounds lovely. That sounds like someone could do it for many, many years. One day I’m gonna eat one of those desserts.
- I have only two caveats for talking about the [perfectly legal] things I do for money: 1) oh god no 2) could we please not
- In the rearview mirror, when driving on a straight flat road, the heart painted on our window lines up perfectly with the horizon. Magic.