Today I accidentally started a bucking bronco kids’ ride while a stranger was on it, except really on purpose.
- “What if the purpose of your life is to determine the purpose of your life?” Wonder if that means anything.
- @TelstarLogistic Well, I knew they were gonna get us back for accidentally (“accidentally”?) bombing their embassy in Serbia somehow.
- Anybody need a ride to #CampTipsy tomorrow? I won’t even make you ride in the truckbed, that’s how nice I am.
- “I like my bath water so hot my KIDS won’t be able to have kids!”