I don’t know what you’re up to, Mr. Sign My Petition to Stop Child Pornography, but I know it’s probably not stopping child pornography.
- The only real reason to sign this petition is to curb the horrifying college cost bubble. Oh! And to piss off Fox News… signon.org/sign/want-a-re…
- “Orin, you’re so good with kids, you’re like the opposite of a child predator.” “You mean I’m child’s prey?” […] “Pretty much!”
- All our child-free friends tell us that we’d make great parents. Thus far, child-full friends have kept quiet.
- WHAT IF PEOPLE IN THE PAST DIDN’T KNOW THIS WOULD BE READ AS YELLING STOP WHAT IF THEY JUST THOUGHT CASE WAS UNIMPORTANT STOP