To any who received texts from me about a baby capybara eating Pop Rocks: it was Lynae.
- @jeromegv But not my baby! Just another baby human. And a big one :-D
- Compliments I have received: “You are so much better than Toxoplasmosis!”
- “Yes, but the reason you understand that is because you’re from outer space.” –compliments I have received
- For sale: baby foreskins, never used. kottke.org/10/11/for-sale…