Someone needs to start collecting tweets of people who just found out Tupac was an actual human once.
- I can only fit so many curious objects in my house before I have to start collecting curious people. #shitlynaesays
- Yesterday: happily collecting garbage in nature and sunshine. Today: in a rainy Sacramento collecting ceramics supplies (a.k.a. “garbage”).
- I wonder how long it will take people to realize that iTunes hasn’t had any actual interface improvement since version 7.
- NO! No no no. I know I’m lax with… like… actual tweets about my life, but I promise I won’t announce news of my first-born child in week 40.