OH: “I’m really eager for my parents to meet our adopted girl. I guess I should mention at this point that she’s a dog.”
- Apparently codeine can cause snoring. Even if you’re a cute, dainty girl. A girl who doesn’t usually snore but is quite familiar with it.
- Dreamt that I hosted Bob Denver at a Hawaiian-themed pool party and was explicitly NOT to mention Gilligan’s Island. *shiver*
- T-minus 7 days: first mention of “Europeland” is made. And made standard.
- If I were a dog, I would constantly be barking at people in baseball caps.