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RT @PulpLibrarian: Happy birthday #Wikipedia, 17 years old today! You made so many other things obsolete… pic.twitter.com/GuphFYbdsV

“Post-irony isn’t a thing.”

Rebuttal: pic.twitter.com/H8M0pAGbcm

One of the few things we can reasonably conclude from the Tamam Shud case: it’s a good idea to keep a few deeply pu…

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RT @timescanner: World events are being dictated by AI. Everything is absurd and meaningless but the algorithms told our leaders to do it.…

Literally the only time #portraitmode has decided my #manbun is part of a human face. What a #goofyhat. This…

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RT @vicenews: We just made the fake Trump Gorilla Channel a reality. Go bananas watching it here. pscp.tv/w/bR6kyDI0ODk4…

Ferngully: Just Someone’s Tastefully Done Driveway #livablecity #plantsofinstagram #succulents

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If men are supposedly such visual creatures (sex), how come practically all my active Pinteresting & Insta friends…

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A third of all people will get cancer. The good news? New techniques are developed every day, such as starving a tu…

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1) paradigm-busting tech that democratizes speech (w/ clear benefits for all) is created
2) griefers & trolls gradu…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/949092618964582400

Which of you punks taped this onto my scooter? Scooters are freedom, in that they’re not free. pic.twitter.com/h1bq1XmqEb

awwwfnnccjjyukviyeeahthatfeelsgoooddhhjhjjksbbknnnkknnc ift.tt/2CelxNm pic.twitter.com/69WfAc6C95

The day I learned I could steam clean my toilet was the day I learned the true meaning of crappuccino.

“That’s creative thinking — if I had known I probably would have joined them,” remarked local *police commander* In…

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@katewillett It has artistic value

@katewillett I appreciate your honesty and know I did nothing to support the relationship either, thanks for the me…

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Amazing, the Swedish goat that always gets burnt down every Christmas… didn’t get burned down!! #gavlegoat visitgavle.se/en/gavle-goat

This tweet intentioally done wròng #LastTweetOfTheYear

Was greeting my friend today at the park & yelled from the car “Napoleon Dynamite has huge nipples!” then these peo…

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Growing to appreciate different varieties of #decomposing #whaleblubber is one of the most unexpected #joys /…

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Half this planet still lives in #2017TheNew1999, where #90skids are almost extinct… except Maryland, where the ag…

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Not an #evilbuilding? Just looks like it ift.tt/2EkM4Kp pic.twitter.com/lbplNqQIVA

Fuck you New Zealand, I’m sitting on a hill in San Francisco and it from here it looks like 90s kids still exist

RT @kumailn: I genuinely love that a week ago they were like “Btw there’s aliens, here’s a video of a UFO” & we were all like “That’s cool…

Christmas status: YOU BETTER WATCH OUT ift.tt/2DY1hRB pic.twitter.com/lspNOn41Su

As someone baffled by the #LDB game, and an honorary white dude who loves #Kwanzaa, it is my joy to share this prec…

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investment in the meme economy will save america’s job

@mediapathic On account of a lazy reading of context, I took relatively long to parse this heartwarming anecdote as…

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It’s been too long since I’ve read such a spirited tale of heartwarming, good-natured fraud vice.com/en_uk/article/…

Somewhere in the world, people made a factory to #dye #fish #psychedelic #dayglo #colors. Until just now you had no…

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If this product were called “Ugg, My Car Smells” orphans would never die from loneliness ift.tt/2AVQNjv pic.twitter.com/jqWqkl9aaN

This product not being called “Shut Your Pie Hole!” is an example of why the USA is a failed state…

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It’s possible, up until now, that I simply assumed it was a bizarre in-joke that somehow leaked into the water supp…

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RT @TheLoveBel0w: The funniest @FoxNews moment of 2017 and everything you need to know about them in 36 seconds flat. https://t.co/dbpcnK2v…

When these monkeys learned to bathe in hot springs we said they learned it from us… well, I reckon homo saps ain’…

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Woke sitcom writers: wait, why do we stereotype water heater repair people as sexually vanilla?

Every person with…

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Did y’all catch that #sunset last night? ift.tt/2iTFW29 pic.twitter.com/dmMyQcV3zL

And now, the rather peculiar #conspiracytheory on why #SquareDancing is the official dance of almost every U.S. Sta…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/939579290160586752

“…the kind of person who, if you were to tell them your name was Rhombus, would only ever remember you as ‘Quadrangle’”.

Sup my other dudes! Obviously #metoo needs to stop being so annoying, time to kick some sweet sweetasss #backlash i…

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