Glot» lists http://glot.homepie.org GLOT is not a blog. Blogs Я dum. Read GLOT. I'm Orin. Mon, 04 Mar 2013 16:40:15 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 things I can and cannot do without pants http://glot.homepie.org/things-i-can-and-cannot-do-without-pants/ http://glot.homepie.org/things-i-can-and-cannot-do-without-pants/#comments Tue, 13 Mar 2007 16:45:59 +0000 Orin http://glot.homepie.org/postnum101/things-i-can-and-cannot-do-without-pants/
  • I can open the desk at the hostel without pants, no problem.
  • Other people (other people who aren’t me) can’t even come downstairs without pants.
  • However, I still cannot cook salmon burgers naked and/or pants-free (waffers are still ok).
  • I can be in a mariachi band (in my imagination) with no pants, because that’s actually a funnier image than just being in a mariachi band.
  • I cannot be sworn in as the President of the United States without wearing pants. It sends the wrong message to the nation.
  • I can take a nice bath with absolutely no pants—it is, in fact, recommended.
  • Pants are encouraged for all trips to relatives house’s. Gramma has staunch morals.
  • I cannot take a driver’s test without pants, but I can help someone get to a driver’s test with no pants.
  • I could make mixed drinks with no pants if I were required.
  • In fact, I can delegate tasks effectively while managing multiple priorities, solve problems proactively in a dynamic environment, work well against deadlines, all without pants.
  • It is still not recommended to go to a job interview without pants.
  • Similarly, inspecting apartments without pants can be problematic. Think of the children.
  • I do a pretty good “Fuzzbottom McTickleface duke of Catchester” impression, if I am free of any pants I may or may not have worn.
  • I wear pants if it’s cold out. It has not been cold out.
  • For the record, it is perfectly fine to blog pantsless.
    • ]]>     http://glot.homepie.org/things-i-can-and-cannot-do-without-pants/feed/ 2     Balance http://glot.homepie.org/balance/ http://glot.homepie.org/balance/#comments Sat, 06 Jan 2007 20:52:04 +0000 Orin http://glot.homepie.org/postnum91/balance/ Things that are good:

    1. friends
    2. letters
    3. books
    4. food
    5. sex
    6. creativity
    7. maturity
    8. understanding

    Things that are not as good (“are bad”):

    1. weather
    2. bills
    3. money
    4. “Breakin’” (1984)
    5. time management
    6. memory

    Eight to six. Not bad.

    ]]>     http://glot.homepie.org/balance/feed/ 2     Reasons Not to Kiss Me http://glot.homepie.org/reasons-not-to-kiss-me/ http://glot.homepie.org/reasons-not-to-kiss-me/#comments Mon, 27 Nov 2006 00:01:43 +0000 Orin http://glot.homepie.org/postnum80/reasons-not-to-kiss-me/
  • I have a thick beard, and it’s getting thicker by the day.
  • I’ve got a sore spot on the bottom left where I bit my lip, and it hasn’t healed yet because I keep sneezing too hard.
  • My teeth are crooked.
  • I only brush once a day.
  • I’ve lost the Burt’s Beez stuff and am back onto the Nivea Lip Care addiction.
  • You might accidentally suck my lips off (you don’t know! it could happen!)
  • People tell me I smell, just in general.
    • ]]>     http://glot.homepie.org/reasons-not-to-kiss-me/feed/ 1     10 Things I would buy if The Hostel paid me http://glot.homepie.org/10-things-i-would-buy-if-the-hostel-paid-me/ http://glot.homepie.org/10-things-i-would-buy-if-the-hostel-paid-me/#comments Tue, 14 Nov 2006 23:39:10 +0000 Orin http://glot.homepie.org/postnum78/10-things-i-would-buy-if-the-hostel-paid-me/ It’s possible I might get paid to redesign the San Francisco hostel’s website. Money would be good. With that in mind:

    1. food
    2. a circle tattoo
    3. Keith and the Girl Live! California+Boston
    4. cool new thrift store clothes
    5. a monthy bus pass
    6. new socks
    7. new shoes to go with them
    8. a ticket to Palm Springs to visit Homepie
    9. [something I choose not to reveal on a public forum]
    10. true happiness (and more food)
    ]]>     http://glot.homepie.org/10-things-i-would-buy-if-the-hostel-paid-me/feed/ 3     Pre-Death Checklist http://glot.homepie.org/pre-death-checklist/ http://glot.homepie.org/pre-death-checklist/#comments Sun, 15 Jan 2006 06:09:35 +0000 Orin http://glot.homepie.org/postnum57/pre-death-checklist/ I’d like to announce I’m not planning on dying soon! Huzzah! I arrived at that conclusion by way of this list I made today, of the things I wanna do before I die:

    • travel to Australia
    • skydive
    • have an out-of-body experience (preferably not skydiving)
    • watch a live birth
    • pass along my genetic material to next generation (see above)
    • have my own hellacool apartment
    • wear a speedo in public
    • get a haircut from a friend
    • shave my head
    • be on television
    • have my own radio show
    • invent something useful to the human race
    • write a novel
    • compile my memoirs (different than above)

    Yeah, I admit it’s not a lot. But these are the kind of ideas that come to you over a period of time. Like, a lifetime. Keep an eye on the updated, permanent verison.

    ]]>     http://glot.homepie.org/pre-death-checklist/feed/ 2     10 Topics for Past Entries http://glot.homepie.org/10-topics-for-past-entries/ http://glot.homepie.org/10-topics-for-past-entries/#comments Tue, 10 Jan 2006 18:50:51 +0000 Orin http://glot.homepie.org/postnum53/
  • David DeAngelo is a very “cool” man
  • My Job
  • Crichton’s State of Fear (why people want you to be afraid to read it)
  • The Archive — (here, keep this on your hard drive now)
  • My Flowers and Trees Movie
  • Up North, or the way we were
  • CSUMB Sucks and I can prove it.
  • Re-do Hello World
  • “I am the coolest person I know.”
  • Ten Topics for Future Entries
    • ]]>     http://glot.homepie.org/10-topics-for-past-entries/feed/ 0     New Taglines http://glot.homepie.org/new-taglines/ http://glot.homepie.org/new-taglines/#comments Sun, 21 Aug 2005 18:32:57 +0000 Orin http://glot.homepie.org/postnum38/new-taglines/ I recently added a few more taglines to supplement the all-purpose, totally true, “blogs Я dum. read GLΘT.”

    1. Way too much time, I know.
    2. Yeah. I’m a sucker for free stuff too.
    3. Everybody’s got a damn blog, don’t they?
    4. Actually, I don’t have anything better to do.
    5. Self-centered American naval-gazing at it’s best.
    6. Boy, do I miss books sometimes.
    7. XHTML-compliance is a vice.

    These turned out a little pessimistic, I admit. Especially since I like blogging more and more lately. I just… I wish there was another word. “Blog” used to mean the mixture of different alcoholic drinks you stole by the capful from your parents liqour cabinet. No, really—I read that in a book.

    ]]>     http://glot.homepie.org/new-taglines/feed/ 0     10 Topics for Future Entries http://glot.homepie.org/10-topics-for-future-entries/ http://glot.homepie.org/10-topics-for-future-entries/#comments Mon, 08 Aug 2005 23:09:55 +0000 Orin http://wordglot.homepie.org/?p=36
  • Exhibition of Fort Ord Pictures
  • Application to be my g/f — with CGI integration
  • 10 reasons why America’s not so great no more
  • Why you should destroy your computer
  • Pictures of people’s hands
  • Complete listing of music on my computer
  • Reviews of people on MySpace
  • Points of Cool (treatise—?)
  • My Flowers and Trees movie
  • 10 Topics for Past Entries
    • ]]>     http://glot.homepie.org/10-topics-for-future-entries/feed/ 0     Five Things I’d like to do More Often http://glot.homepie.org/five-things-id-like-to-do-more-often/ http://glot.homepie.org/five-things-id-like-to-do-more-often/#comments Thu, 28 Apr 2005 07:46:09 +0000 Orin http://wordglot.homepie.org/glotnum19/
  • Yoga
  • Sleep
  • Write letters to friends
  • Link to cool sites
  • Make silly little lists
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